Lady: hello!!!. Good morning, thanks for calling our networks' customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from?
Guy: Hi!!!. Morning, my name is shegsky, and i'm calling from my abode in Nigeria.
Lady: How may i help you, shegsky?
Guy: I'm looking for a wife to marry.
Lady: is that why you called this customer care service?
Guy: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with you... You know u have a very nice voice.
Lady: Hello, please, we only attend to issues about customer's line, okay?.
Guy: Yes O... This is an issue about my line too... because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking their hands in marriage.
Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call...
Guy: Baby please, don't talk like that now. I promise to make u happy... You would be happy with me. Can I have your number?
Lady: *Raises her voice* come, Mr man, I think something is wrong with you.
Guy: *Cut in*... Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff of yours over there including your automated machines, let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those silly messages. You guys disturb my phone on daily basis like am dating the network.

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